That's rich coming from you, MELONS!

welcome to another episode of “you can’t win!” brought to you by the makers of “that’s not your uterus, that’s our uterus,” “welfare-schmelfare,” and “but he’s a black guy so it’s fiiiiiiiine.” And here’s your host, Dick Cheney.

“When I can’t afford it on my pay, I don’t want people on the taxpayer’s dime to afford those kinds of foods either.”

Is there a place where we can tell them to “Gofundyourself?”

I would just like to add, for the amusement of the commentariat, that Pinkham and I have confirmed that the place he waited tables in Maryland was the very same place where I used to always scum around with my friends and one night stands in college. There might have been some overlap.

They're called "Bears," Bryan.

I just have a vision of people who have been filled with misinformation, shame and have no knowledge of birth control getting married, then struggling with intimacy, consent and family planning issues. Jesus will not magically show up in your marital bedroom, lift your fog of know-nothin', carefully roll on a…

Good job Lou.

Congratulations! It's a mess!

Do they mean "reversible" as in, this abortion has a waterproof lining, so I can turn it inside out and wear it in the rain?

Livejournal.

Her first clue should have been when he told her this was six inches.

I bet he doesn't even know that 40 is as many as four tens. And that's terrible.

That's it. Get in.

"Marsha and I always planned to have five children..."

The day I suck a man's dick for any other reason than because I goddamn felt like it is the day every single one of you needs to put a fucking bullet in my head.

"Today we received news that some decent soul with a camera phone has quickly destroyed a legacy of shamelessly overt racism and cruelty that thousands of our past students built, while we stood by and watched it happen".

we have english, welsh, scottish, scandanavian, german, french...hell last year a couple chapters even let some italians in.

Not only are they racist assholes but they also film things vertically. Do their sins have no limit?