Praise MSPaint (and Jesus).

Is that... Comic Sans?! Surely that can’t be legal.

It’s such a no-brainer!

By that logic, being that Ohio is an open carry state, this officer must have shot at dozens of white folks right?

Bean and lentil soup sounds DELICIOUS! If not gassy haha :)

Thanks! I’ll be based in the PNW, so hopefully I’ll just be dealing with ageing hippies and white people who take themselves too seriously :D

OMG, I haven’t had a chance to try those yet, are they amazing? They seem like they’d be amazing!!!

Mallory Ortberg is a significant step up!

Brilliant!

I live in Australia, and it’s already Friday here.

Nice bit of bigotry thrown in there as well, charming!

I’m 26, and I got my first couple of grays last year. I've only got 4 or 5, and I'm sure no one notices them, but I HATE IT. I have really dark silky hair so the wiry white hair really stands out. I use henna to cover them up.

Long distance relationships are hard work, and from personal experience, only worth it if you’re planning on being in the same place at a fixed time in the future.

Oh my word, I am so so sorry that you’re going through this!

I wish we had an excuse! He seemed fine when we interviewed him before he moved in, and the behavior started mild and escalated. If we hadn’t known we were leaving in 6 months, we would have evicted him for sure.

That isn't even everything. He was incredibly terrible. On a whole other level of terrible.

Fundamentalist Christian street preacher, walked around downtown barefoot, raging drinking problem, 30 y/o virgin who was soooo creepy to women, compared homosexuality to pedophilia, disgusting eating habits and never cleaned/washed up, harassed my partners parents (who had nothing to do with the lease and lived 12…

Hey, sorry to derail, but my partner and I are about to file the I-129f. Do you have any advice to offer?

Same!

Well if it’s on brown bread, it’s definitely up to no good.