Argh, exactly! Why can't he just keep his head down and focus on the case! How can those words leave his mouth without his brain exploding? Is there a class they take for that in law school???

I did it...

Okay seriously, that image of Steve Witherspoon (Reese Buscemi? Steese Buserspoon?? I don't know!) is going to haunt my dreams :(

Not this weekend, but I've been invited to 3!

LOL! Sorry, I couldn't help myself! I'm a ginger ally, I swear :)

When they're at the beach?

Hahaha, I love that 3 of us spotted it at the same time. Glad it's not just me!

Home detention ankle-bracelet?!

Oh my word, I just Googled it, and you're right! In my head it's an undisputed fact, but maybe that was just wishful thinking? My whole life is a lie :(

Yep, Deen and Stoya are dating! It's been reported in a few different places (none of which come to mind right now).

And yes, I would love to have a baby. But I’m 28, and I’ve been married three and a half years. I love my life, but it doesn’t feel incomplete right now

Just Googled JarKeys. I think you may have saved my life! Thanks!

There's plenty to go around! Also, Buttercup is my FAVE PowerPuff Girl :D

Ee gads, I'd be getting married left, right, and centre if that's what it took. I am a total weakling, and have to ask people - men AND women - to open containers for me on an almost daily basis. On that note...

BRB, need to eat my feelings. I'll be over here deep frying a doughnut-covered Turducken.

I'm real sad to hear about Paula Deen's marriage, y'all!

The joys of being considered the "other". Blergh.

She deserves at least $100!

That is exactly what the BBC has been going on about all freaking day today. It's infuriating.

That is a really shitty thing to say to a parent. Nice answer though, good on you!