When you woke up this morning, did you think of yourself as someone who would call the teenaged survivor of a mass shooting a liar on the internet, or are you surprised to learn that about yourself?

Clearly he is only biding his time before he is replaced by the next iteration of his model, which will of course be the Federest.

Okay. I’m sure 12 hours of forced sensitivity training will have a huge impact on people who have consistently been rewarded and promoted for being bigoted assholes.

He was her employer. On the other hand, you are dumb.

Maybe use your context clues to assume that “series of graphic and demeaning text messages” might contain something that’s NSFW?

As CNBC regularly broadcasts Jim Cramer, most viewers didn’t notice a difference.

So do the Colts get a banner for this or not?

True story, I was invited to a co-workers house one time and he offered me a delicious looking pork dish. When I declined because of lingering influences of my orthodox jewish upbringing, he got super excited and told me it was OK because he had made it with kosher salt. I tried to explain that that wasn’t how it…

how was this different from the Jesse James non-catch of just a couple months ago

I blame the absence of fathers in the white community. Where is the personal responsibility???

And in our desperation we turned to a city we didn’t fully understand.

So are you claiming that millionaires making up to 8 figures a year are being exploited just like barely literate miners making 15.00 per hour or Private 1st class Jimmy from Nojobs, Alabama dodging Afghan bullets while guarding Afghan oil from Afghan people.

i’m sure he’ll get right on that.

I think she handled it pretty well, very diplomatic but emphasizing the need to hear victims speak out. I like her a lot.

This. To me both Grace and Ansari were being honest about their perceptions of the encounter; I think he really thought everything was fine, and THAT’S what we need to be talking about now. It very obviously wasn’t fine.

I love that movie so much!

Totally off topic, but is your name a reference to What We Do in the Shadows?!

Katie Strang’s coverage on the Athletic has been really good too.

Someone uploaded it already.

This is the happiest moment in the history of any 60 person pop and lock dance crew