Sigh. And now Al Franken is on the list too. I knew we’d lose people I considered “the good ones,” but I was hoping it wouldn’t go too much past George Takei.

Of which conference(s) is this *not* true?

“Wisconsin is finally worth noticing.”

Worth noting!

As a society, do we really not know that the words “I’m sorry” are not the only way to apologize? An apology is literally a statement of remorse or regret over a wrong committed. This is an apology. It does have a self-serving flair, but it’s not a non-apology apology.  

*sad Woo sound*

Watching old people lay in bed waiting to die seems pretty boring to me.

Fun fact: that scene was based on Isador and Ida Strauss (founders of Macy’s). Isador told Ida to get in the lifeboat, and she told him, “We’ve been living together for many years. Where you go, I go.” She stayed with him and they died together. THAT’S the kind of thing that makes me cry.

I find it chilling. A lot of people criticize it for being shallow, but they’re all wet—it’s actually really deep.

A friend with a Costco membership recently gave me a box of the Kirkland thin crust pepperoni pizzas. They’re actually pretty damn good!

Fucking millions of people, you over-privileged American idiot.

I have a few quibbles, but on the whole I think you pretty much nailed it.

North London. FTFY.

That kind of finish hasn’t been seen since the Laff-A-Lympics in 1977 when the Dread Baron and Mumbly switched the arrow on the detour sign.

Fan holding the toddler and trying to get in on the action is an early frontrunner for Father of the Year.

“Taiwan border to the island of England”

WTF, no opinion on diagonal staples? So much better, and less chance of tearing.

This is completely incorrect analysis. You must not have read the ruling - it repeatedly mentions as pretty much the sole reason for this court’s decision that Elliott’s lawyers filed the request for injunction before the arbitrator handed down the punishment, so they don’t have a legal case (according to 2 of 3…

From reading this piece, which was excellent by the way, I felt like he honestly wouldn’t have cared. Whatever the school spent it on, it’s their decision. To wrap up their decision in some faux “love of football” is the messed up part.

McDavid owned the Flames so much last night he’s already complaining about a lack of public financing for their new stadium.