“I do not have any patience for “pranks,” which is a made-up thing that allows people to be terrible to other people in a socially-acceptable context.”

Knowing the Cowboys, he could be starting their next game.

Also I’m wondering why it was worth mentioning it was a Muslim country. Or the context of the situation. Or whether you are lying or not. Or whether you are a rational thinking friend or not. Or if it actually happened, what level of “friend” this person was.

You must have many friends...