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Funny, how single sex anything turns into a mission, if only the ‘right’ sex is at the center of the mission, otherwise it’s called discrimination.

*sigh* When are people going to understand? I mean, some do. J.K. Rowling gets it. People who work to stop gang violence get it. Cult leaders, militia leaders, and Christian fundamentalist church leaders get it (but they won’t admit it to the rest of us).

The five stages of coping with spree killings:

Yes Lawd! and Malibu.

Has the staff considered putting the political stuff on a sidebar? I just want to get to the sports stuff faster.

Can you make life not be so political? I want to avoid reality at all times now.

My office did the mannequin challenge. There was some groaning and everyone felt silly but by the end everyone seemed to have had some much-needed fun, and the final product looked far better than anyone expected.

You Are The Staff of Deadspin. HOW ‘BOUT IT?

I know at least two people who feel KD.

Louisville needs to plug in its damn phone.

“Milwaukee, Minnesota...nobody gives a fuck about the Midwest anyway.”

I’ll bite - what makes this guy a dickhole?

Your choice of verbs sucks.

Newsflash: no one cares/pays attention to policy that necessitates the use of a drafting table and a fucking T-square to figure out.

“One bad thing about the internet is it tends to make people think things are black and white, when reality is entirely gray.”

God damn those Bernie Bros! Them and the Unicorns really did a number on us!

He will be in January bitch

What is a sentient cloud?