Covfefe Covfefe Covfefe!

And then there’s Uncle Webby:

And once again, this is why you can’t run the government like a business.

I mean at the end of the day, if he loses it “all” ($25k) he’d just pocket that as a tax deductible loss. I’m going to assume if he has $50k to spend on this kind of thing, he probably can use that to offset gains of other stocks he owns... which means he has $25k worth of short term capital gains he can offset + the…

Rachel telling DeMario to get the fuck out was so great. I loved that she didn’t waste time listening to his excuses. This season is off to a great start.

“Hey, groovy Hep cats and foxy chicks. Making the anti-government protests is largely uncool and a bummer. Following rules set out by our radical, bitchin’ government daddy-o’s is sure to make more of the sexy than Axe body spray or Lip Smackers. Not protesting is A-OK cool!”

At two o’clock on a sunny day, he heads out for a protest.

I think there is nothing inherently wrong with arranged marriage. Having your family find a suitable person for you via a selection process is certainly a better system of finding a mate than what most people I know did, which is getting drunk with people you go to school with or sometimes work with.

I read The Witching Hour for a book report in the 7th grade. I left out the sex in my presentation to the class and focused on the family history and the ghost. My teacher said that it sounded interesting and she was going to put it on her personal list to read over the summer.

I totally forgot that yesterday was Monday but will def still be watching tonight, even after having spoiled the dramz for myself. Rachel’s adorable dog, a puppy party, AND a slimy dude getting his possibly-cheating ass handed to him? #MYBRAND!

I know to an extent the guys at the end who wanted to go out and “do their jobs” and get rid of DeMario were egged on by producers, but I really wanted one of them to be like, “I really don’t think she needs any help with this one.” They’re just going to end up hanging out inside the gate eavesdropping and then…

I loved this episode but I feel this season needs more Copper. Copper should go on every date, hobbling along in his 3-legged adorableness and then whichever guy refuses to rub his belly is automatically sent home.

This is the first time I’ve been grossed out by it and it’s because I think all the dudes are gross kissers.

Anyone else find all the kissing revolting or is it just the menopause talking?

to me it was quite clear that DeMario’s girl was a friends with benefits type thing where she as clearly more invested and considered it a real relationship whereas he was just stringing her along waiting for the next best thing. I mean, come on, she showed a text asking why she hasn’t met ANY of his friends or…

I loved that they were actually having a stupid conversation about something that people would actually talk about on a date.

Oh sweet child, they didn’t lose their lives because of you! They gave their lives because of something bigger.

We do not “hate the military” you ignoramus. We may dislike what the military often does, like bomb civilians and hospitals, but our soldiers are victims as well and we don’t want them to be killed or debased by what their superiors order them to do.

“And lost their life because of me and my friend, and the way we look.”