I believe it was Sarah Hagi who said, “Lord, grant me the confidence of a mediocre white man.”

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

Probably the hospital.

“I can’t imagine anything else’

AWWWW YEAH, 15 minutes to the first “STICK TO SPROTZ”!

Stephen A for Monday Night Football. He's the Cosell of our time.

A Becky is a white girl, though.

A great Southwest Airlines ad in this somewhere.