That is "airlines", not US airlines.

Breaking my balls Jerry.

A skinny little man in tights?

No way they're killing the Ethernet port. Every power user has had to use it at least once, especially if you're trying to set up a non-Apple router for the first time.

Can't imagine some people have been positioning logs for 7 years straight. Must get lonely out there too.

I tried shoving my nose down my vaporizer's bowl to see if I could sniff a whiff. Nothing. If anything, hardwood will retain smells much more than plastic or metal.

I don't know if it looks more like a dildo-looking vaporizer or a vaporizing dildo or maybe just a bit of both?

Great little gadget and super affordable too.

Been rocking the new Arizer Solo (~$150) for about a month now, it was recommended to me by a friend who, if such a thing were to exist, would probably have 3-4 Marijuana Nobel prizes.

You'll have to excuse me if I'd rather focus on the positive side of things and be rational towards death. There's no reason for me to be sad or upset over the fact someone somewhere in the world died.

Happens every day.

I actually laughed when I realized what this story was really about. Completely ridiculous headline.

Because you are the victim.

Isn't bootlegging when people film a movie in a theater with a camera?

Because their methods theoretically should make them bigger profits. In practice however, they just scare customers away towards better and less legal services.

Great way to piss off the majority of customers while not affecting in the least power-users/pirates that are just going to be flocking more and more towards other ways to get their content as fast as possible.

You poor, poor thing.

Ah, the good old "Leave them alone, it's a mental disorder" argument. How could it be their fault? They're just mentally ill, that's all.

Too bad she wasn't wearing a green bikini. That would've been awesome.

I doubt they'll make every seat bigger. Instead they might just impose first class tickets on obese people.