Bitch please. I can land any amount of degrees I want in SSX.

I see his molars.

- Turning off the light when you're too lazy to get up and flip the switch.

What's wrong with killing people? Why would I need another use for it?

I have no idea where it comes from, who wrote it or how many times it's been revised, I just like following it blindly without any personal input or thought process to make me realize just how batshit crazy everything I read in the Bible actually is.

I also doubt Steve Jobs' existence. I mean, we have solid, concrete proof in a 2000+ year old book that Jesus existed, but Steve Jobs? The only book about him isn't even 2 years old.

What I'm saying is that makes no sense whatsoever. If you have the skills, just make it yourself and save some money, who says this is riskier than a commercially available one?

Where the heck is Pages!?!?!

This comment makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

You're obviously doing it wrong.

1. Fake relationship with said girl.

It's very easy to implement, every private insurance company around the world does it. If you smoke occasionally (say, every other Friday night when you go out drinking with your friends) but don't declare that you do and your insurer finds out, you're in trouble.

Investment banks aren't the ones that destroyed the economy. Stupid people trying to afford things they can't afford is what caused it, facilitated with the help of investment banks. Stop trying to blame others for your mistakes.

I understand the low income point and it's a very valid one. Like I mentioned, I wouldn't have any problem pooling my money with their's if they made the same life choices as I did. I would be more than happy to help out people that are doing what they can to help themselves.

Which doesn't cost 20% of your income.

Health insurance.

That'd be Fleshbot actually, Gawker media's rejected homosexual child.

Now imagine his reaction if he'd found some Twinkies.

Like mentioned in the link, you can keep CatBlock but will probably have to dish out a monthly payment.

Any reasonably healthy person will laugh at you if they see you dunking chicken wings into a sauce that's basically 50% fat.