DJing is an art. When robots will be able to paint creative and original piece, maybe they'll be able to DJ.

I do that all the time in MW3. Might have to respawn a few times to get the capture point though.

We might be on to something here.

It's not that hard, people get ripped off everyday. The only difference is when the government does it, you don't have a choice and it's often so opaque and complex you never end up knowing how much of your taxes they're wasting.

This is the single most ridiculous debate in the history of the U.S.. Their government has a 15 trillion dollar deficit and they've trying to find ways to spend even more money.

Think of the people in the same situation as you are, but bald.

Earning their biology/chemistry degrees.

I had no idea people actually work at AOL. I thought AOL was just a sad little server, hidden in the janitor's closet of a Google server farm leeching off their bandwidth and power, trying to survive but not knowing why.

I've bought 3 pairs in the last 2 years, 2 for me and 1 for my girlfriend. Believe me, they work.

I mean... it's just... weird?

This is a blog, not a journal.

Most companies that do pay out dividends have too much money because they don't have much more room to expand. Apple still has plenty of untapped markets and still needs to use most of their revenue to make better long-term deals, buy companies and conduct all kinds of research to help them reach these markets, which…

But of course he already knows all this, he already owns stock with dividends!

Getting dividends doesn't mean you understand them. I think Apple's financial analysts do a much better job than you at judging if they can do better or not than what they decided to pay out.

Nope, not how it works in the slightest.

Dividends are regular payouts from the company to shareholders. The company will buy back most of it's shares around market price.

That's $2.65 per dividend, every time they decide to pay them out. They don't have to stick to their plan so the frequency and amount can vary to their liking.

You obviously don't know anything about dividends.

Many of my friends were just like you. They loved Bose and hated people that didn't.

Nope. No one had to say anything that retarded, but you did it anyways.