Pictured: Yet another Cam Newton turn over.

He looks like Stevie Janowski from Eastbound and Down.

Considering how punchable that face is, he got off lucky.

Any professional athlete who complains about running up the score should be smacked in the face. You get paid to do a job. Do your job well, and you don't have to worry about what the moral obligations of other people who are much better at their jobs than you.

Blatt is the coach. Lebron's just trying to give the King James translation.

Michelob Ultra?! Come to think of it, what proof is there that Lance Armstrong has even one testicle?

I can't believe she Yadda Yadda'd the bisque!

Really though? Because you know, all this Ronald Reagan worship seems kinda... oh I don't know... what's the word?

AHA. I knew I wasn't crazy.

Totally. His energy even comes through on your rahdio.

Boogers, man. Having to stare at a huge nugget while you piss is just the worst. Who are these people that wipe their boogers all over the wall at the urinal? Who?!

If Hernandez didn't want people to think he was guilty, then he probably shouldn't have murdered that guy.

That's the whitest resume I've ever seen.

This is one case where putting a picture on a resume is advisable

Yeah, yeah. We get it, Jameis. That's going to happen regardless of what she says but part of the deal is you also not talking about it.

You know the situation is seriously fucked up when it's getting me to like Adam Schefter

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"I was...once."

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