Caravan needs to be in the top three. For the Van leg kicks alone. Dude was ELECTRIC on that stage.

"That's like that one ex-girlfriend I had that referred to me as her "beau." Let her call you Mitchell, and suddenly she'll have you shopping at MacKenzie-Childs for glassware and applying for finance jobs and asking you why you don't summer in Nantucket more often."

Ahhh yes. And now we know where Drew's deep…

I'm sure it has been said before, but Ernie Johnson is BRUTAL as a baseball play by play man. Nice enough guy, does a lot for Cancer research, funny as the fall guy on Inside the NBA, and does well to allow Barkley and crew to make fun of him for being a white square. But that call of that insane Cain catch in the…

My Goddaughter is almost 1. My cousin's first child. She is so small, cute, giggly, etc that I don't even really view her yet as a human that would need to be reasoned with or disciplined. So the last thing that would ever cross my mind would be corporal punishment for a baby because she stuck her tongue at Tom…

Nick Swardson hates that dude's guts.

LeGarrette Blount had that as his TD song last year at Gillette in New England. Unreal endzone song. Unfortunately, it was lost amongst the mostly 45 plus angry white dad crowd.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯...thought you said you were "cool" Greg?

Hope you at least established a "Booger Wall" in there. Otherwise it's just pure chaos.

In your office do you find that guys stick boogers on the wall at face level in front of the urinals? People do this in my office bathrooms and I find it to be absolute savage behavior.

This clip has always been in my Top 10 youtube clips. Unreal dunk contest with Deion, Griffey, and a freakishly athletic Mike Conley Sr. doing dunks that would win a current NBA dunk contest.

"Haven't won dick in a decade" is such a bratty throw away line at the end there. Huge Pats fan here, in full disclosure, so that's out there. However, in the theme of reading all of Drew's "Why Your Team Sucks" columns, how would you describe other teams that don't even sniff the playoffs, .500 record, Super Bowl…

Not helping yourself with those "rumors" there, Aaron.

That's one of the funniest things I've ever read in my life. Bravo.

Too soon for Fantasy team names mocking the Ray Rice incident?

That being the ownership that has brought 3 titles to a team that didn't win dick for 86 years.

Grew up 20 minutes south of Boston and have always been a huge Sox fan. But those teams in the late 90s with Pedro are really what drew a lot of people my age (30) into being a prime Red Sox fan. This was the pre Pink Hat era and every game that he pitched was a must watch. He was also kind of a huge prick/troll. …

Yes, Deion really struggled. What with that .533 with 4 runs, 8 hits, 2 doubles, and 1 RBI line, while playing with a broken bone in his foot in the '92 World Series. Dude was more than serviceable in the Bigs.