Good job preemptively naming Bo Jackson, and can we also stipulate Barry Sanders?

“Sir this is a Chili’s”

Yes, because failsons of successful men never get opportunity after opportunity despite failing every time.

Even allowing for the gender double-standard that Wohl articulated which surely exists within the dimmer segment of our society, I still cannot get over that these two dipshits think carrying on an extramarital affair would be career-ending in the era of Trump.

Really starting to think that Batman: The Animated Series is the best representation of Batman.

Twitter uses lower quality video to save server space so Donald Trump can post dank Hillary memes and coy calls for civil war.

To be fair, the family she tried to kill was still supporting her financially after they went to Canada, so it’s not like they just straight-up abandoned her. 

She isn’t Ukranian. The last family that adopted her detected no trace of an accent, and when a family friend who spoke Ukranian tried to speak with her in their native tongue she couldn’t understand him. This is in the Daily Mail article.

Also, the change of her legal age in 2013 was done with tons of medical evidence - the change that her current guardians are trying to make is on the basis of one examination.  To me, it feels a lot like a couple trying to get money for fostering a child who is not a child, because of the confusion. I am from Indiana,…

If you read the entire story behind this, there is overwhelming medical evidence corroborating the assertion that she’s an adult. At the very least, the system of safety nets (both in the adoption process and the psychiatric community) have failed both the adoptive parents AND the person at the center of this whole…

There was enough evidence for a court, and medical tests showed physiology consistent with and adult with dwarfism not a child.

Also there doesn’t need to be any quid pro quo for him to be impeached for asking a foreign leader to dig up dirt on his political opponent. 

For all the trolls bleating about the supposed lack of an “explicit quid pro quo,” it’s right there in the middle of the fucking call:

Where are those “nothing to hide, nothing to fear” idiots now?

“Even the soundtrack—which includes Nickelback’s “How You Remind Me,” Creed’s “With Arms Wide Open,” and a shambolic cover of Staind’s “It’s Been A While”—falls somewhere between irony and sincere fondness.”

In addition to the utterly wonderful Natasia Demetriou and literally everything she does as Nadja, I’d like to also give a nod to the following inspired moments:

- Laszlo’s erotic topiary
- Nandor’s dildo suit
- Ska-la Land
- Colin Richardson’s face at the city council meeting
- Jenna’s bat form
- Kristen Schaal’s liason to…

Honestly my sides are about splitting every time i see this.

I came for Matt Berry and because I really liked the movie and stayed for her.

Natasia Demetriou’s utter contempt for the name “Jeff” is so hilarious that if What We Do in the Shadows had the audience it deserved, it would kill off the name for at least a generation.