Imagine memorizing the names of 8 breakfast cereals in preparation for your fake “jumped in” initiation of soft pro wrestling punches by a giggling cadre of failson 4chan edgelords, in an effort to assert your masculinity. 

If take issue with God over country take it up with the US military.

Game Fuel is actually really good but far too expensive

Wait so you're telling me fans of Donald Trump don't pay their taxes or debts? 

This is my new jam.

Prosecutors have billions worth of leverage in this case. 

Bitchin Camaro

228 are in your budget if you want something smaller and sportier.

4:20

Divide the network by classroom, with each teacher having access to view every student’s monitor in real time via split screen. Problem solved, using a helpful tool that allows teachers to see student’s mistakes in real time, and pinpoint exactly when and where they went wrong. 

"The4th of July Takeover"

Mike Pence has never eaten a bagel. 

A huge % of people using the term haven’t played either series, but played more recent Metroidvania games which make closer comparisons in the first place.

Trump is right. I can never tell whether I’m inside or outside, but I know I prefer not to wake up covered in filth, so I prefer to sleep under the stars where the liberal media can’t reach me.

Nibiru doesn’t send their best Annunaki, they send their space pirates, their spice dealers, their DNA corrupters...

They should make a car where the steering wheel doesn't fly out the window while you're driving. 

MSNBC: *shrugs* Boomers gonna Boom

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