Wait so you're telling me fans of Donald Trump don't pay their taxes or debts? 

This is my new jam.

Prosecutors have billions worth of leverage in this case. 

Bitchin Camaro

228 are in your budget if you want something smaller and sportier.

4:20

Divide the network by classroom, with each teacher having access to view every student’s monitor in real time via split screen. Problem solved, using a helpful tool that allows teachers to see student’s mistakes in real time, and pinpoint exactly when and where they went wrong. 

"The4th of July Takeover"

Mike Pence has never eaten a bagel. 

A huge % of people using the term haven’t played either series, but played more recent Metroidvania games which make closer comparisons in the first place.

Trump is right. I can never tell whether I’m inside or outside, but I know I prefer not to wake up covered in filth, so I prefer to sleep under the stars where the liberal media can’t reach me.

Nibiru doesn’t send their best Annunaki, they send their space pirates, their spice dealers, their DNA corrupters...

They should make a car where the steering wheel doesn't fly out the window while you're driving. 

MSNBC: *shrugs* Boomers gonna Boom

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Let’s not forget Lincoln became a Republican after reading his favorite columnist in the NYC Republican newspaper named Karl Marx. Republican basically meant socialist back then.

The Dark Side of Adderall

Tesla used the coded language with the model X, while suggesting essentially the same. Obviously a lot of women “like to sit high up” but marketing execs should be more nuanced these days to avoid drawing negative attention to their press releases.