Inherently selfish and untrustworthy people are better off fending for themselves isn’t great logic.

Everyone should consult with their intimacy teacher before getting married.

Lupin the Third part 5 is so amazing I'll totally rewatch it (again) dubbed. 

Million dollar arm project finally paying off for the Dodgers. 

Everyone who said the window was closing forgot one thing...Raptors can open doors. 

Oh man Sixers would have won the title. 

No one does ostentatious like Soviet Russia.

“I didn’t say Meghan Markle was nasty looking, I said she wouldn't sleep with me for any amount of money"

Ivanka is not wearing a tampon hat!...It's a maxi pad hat.

“It's Old Town Road but it can't be because it's too popular"

That would cause mass confusion.

Cutch- pulling for you man

Country House the horse? How about country rap the music?  

This story alone would be enough for a close race. 

Go listen to the Queens of Stone Age remix on YouTube right now. 

“explosive accusation”

I agree but didn't want to change the number from 69

Wait, you've never done this? Where do you live, Vladivostok?

“Romance" = incel trigger