Inherently selfish and untrustworthy people are better off fending for themselves isn’t great logic.

“Jon unsheathes his arm and starts fighting the ground. He is clearly outnumbered.”

Everyone should consult with their intimacy teacher before getting married.

Lupin the Third part 5 is so amazing I'll totally rewatch it (again) dubbed. 

Million dollar arm project finally paying off for the Dodgers. 

Everyone who said the window was closing forgot one thing...Raptors can open doors. 

I forgot she was in it too! Aren't I adorable??

Oh man Sixers would have won the title. 

No one does ostentatious like Soviet Russia.

“I didn’t say Meghan Markle was nasty looking, I said she wouldn't sleep with me for any amount of money"

The 90s cartoon took 12 episodes to do the Phoenix/Dark Phoenix saga, and that’s after two seasons establishing Jean Grey as a complex character. My heart sank as soon as I heard the title “Dark Phoenix”, knowing it couldn’t possibly get to that point without disappointingly skipping too much of one of comics all-time…

Ivanka is not wearing a tampon hat!...It's a maxi pad hat.

“It's Old Town Road but it can't be because it's too popular"

That would cause mass confusion.

Because Dan & Dave left to do Star Wars.

Cutch- pulling for you man

Country House the horse? How about country rap the music?  

This story alone would be enough for a close race. 

Did the S1E1 line“The King shits...and the Hand wipes” forshadow the rise of incontinent King Bran?

Go listen to the Queens of Stone Age remix on YouTube right now.