Varys? Seriously?

Neither: they just don't care because they don't think they'll ever be held accountable.

Same reason people went (still go?)to Phish shows: you never know where the sentence is headed.

Drogon is the most progressive character on the show. 

Can’t wait for Elizabeth Warren to hear the bells and say dracarys 

1) 22 million VW Type 1s

You can buy a nice Ford truck for the price of an Cayman too. 

Chapo jokes mostly punch down. “failson”? Stuff like that

Republicans have to say “Just KIDDING” to differentiate from real fucked up shit they say.

I've ridden in a lot of these. Passengers have to walk up hills.

Higher octane fuel does not translate into a greater potency. It’s just the ideal standardized formulation for the engine. I actually did my 6th grade science project on this topic. (With assistance from a high ranking Pentagon Aeronautical engineer)

When the four banger gets 0-60 in 4.5 seconds, the lighter front end and better gas mileage start to sound more enticing. Buying the V-8 is mostly about placating your inner 12 year, but that same 12 year old mindset has wanted Ford to stick the RS engine in the Mustang for years.

Elizabeth Olsen’s shaky Natasha voice might be the worst accent I recall being used in a major film.

So basically immigration court? 

That honestly sounds so much better. I couldn’t care less who commited the crime. 

Oblivion was the definitive Bethesda title, in the good sense. 

Trump is powerless to stop Obama. It’s Obamacare all over again.