Republicans have to say “Just KIDDING” to differentiate from real fucked up shit they say.

I've ridden in a lot of these. Passengers have to walk up hills.

Higher octane fuel does not translate into a greater potency. It’s just the ideal standardized formulation for the engine. I actually did my 6th grade science project on this topic. (With assistance from a high ranking Pentagon Aeronautical engineer)

When the four banger gets 0-60 in 4.5 seconds, the lighter front end and better gas mileage start to sound more enticing. Buying the V-8 is mostly about placating your inner 12 year, but that same 12 year old mindset has wanted Ford to stick the RS engine in the Mustang for years.

Elizabeth Olsen’s shaky Natasha voice might be the worst accent I recall being used in a major film.

So basically immigration court? 

That honestly sounds so much better. I couldn’t care less who commited the crime. 

Oblivion was the definitive Bethesda title, in the good sense. 

Trump is powerless to stop Obama. It’s Obamacare all over again. 

Lupin the Third’s yellow Fiat might be the most iconic yellow car of all time. 

How did you drive 97 miles from Brooklyn to Philadelphia in one hour, cruising 75 mph?

Bloodborne is way easier than Sekiro. Give that another try instead. Sekiro is basically DS parry: the game. 

The other Abarth. Cheap, practical, tons of fun and all the convertible you need. Imagine that raspy engine sputtering with the top down.

You probably just don’t realize it because the ubiquitous Discovery, Discovery Sport and Evoque look so much alike. Despite still managing to effortlessly look more expensive, the Range Rover and Velar also adopted elements that originated with the Evoque, (evoke! Get it!?) not unlike the consistent design language spr…

But Peele's perfect for the “oh, I didn’t see you there” intro.

I vote the R8 as this generation’s NSX: iconic movie roles, mid-engine, exotic looks for sub exotic prices, sound fantastic, overengineered tech marvels, unlike anything else on the road, too weird to ever truly be outdated. 

Props for resisting Initial D cosplay stickers. 

Nioh and Bloodborne (my top 2 PS4 games) sank their hooks in me immediately and never let go. Those two have some of the deepest, best combat ever, in which you use distinct weapons and their accompanied builds, to fight unique foes in compelling environs. Sekiro was a must-buy, given my affinity for Soulsborne and…

I like the barrel chestedness of it, which seems to be the point of controversy, whether they realize it or not.