Not true but agree in spirit. 

She planned to party like its her birthday and I called the police on her birthday

Cyberpunk is basically modern Orientalist Shanghai

I'd buy one if it said "Sanctions Are Coming". 

So Netlix is over huh?

15 year old mistress

“Nebraska is far less cloudy than I remember”.

I loved how the Star Trek cartoon condensed A-plots into 26 minute episodes, by doing away with the B-plot altogether. In spite of its often hilarious, so-bad-its-kinda-good artwork, this density gives the animated series episodes a more serious tone than any live action Star Trek shows. B-plots that don’t tie into…

You could make the same “ 1000 hours is enough” argument about Destiny, and yet their developers get constant crap about the post-game, despite adding more about content than MHW. I’m in between hunts as we speak, so I’m not complaining, but I also felt the Destiny scrutiny was a little excessive. 

4x4 best font

If they’ll all expendable, Donald Trump would be defending players’ right to protest as the Commisioner of the USFL right now. 

Basically responds with "This is why we stand"

I like Tom Wolf less for not knowing the answer. (but he'll win easily) 

Trick question: Chris Long is not a starter.

My favorite Bugatti 

“Rangel up” seems like it could be a verb

I was thinking this crowd looked a little young for Paul Walker but then I remembered that's how he liked them. 

I was just gonna say Predators killed it as a modern take. This seems like a whole movie based around Danny McBride's character in Alien:Covenant. Actually that sounds better than this likely is.

Last shot very reminiscent of this photo of Ukrainian soldiers from 2-3 years ago