Just get a good pair of insoles and switch them between shoes. You just gotta leave a little room and make sure the tongue/laces aren’t too tight. High quality insoles can last 5+ years, easy. 

An idiot spouting “chimichanga” and stupid meta jokes sounds like Donald & Stephen Glover's material. In the best sense. 

The counter-protest should dress in their sunday best and sing hymns. That image would pretty much end this, as MLK knew well. 

Aren't these Nazis already carrying Hello Kitty stuffed animals?

“3 DC metro cars filled with nazis” sounds so ominous I actually fear for their lives. Not literally, but any LW domestic terrorism would surely plunge us directly into fascism and make them martyrs. 

Stupid people everywhere deserve an apology

“We better have that Neil Gorsuch”

We have lots of socialists: Military, first responders, postal workers...

BBIQ Brad?

American Workers united against bourgeoisie elitist sensibilities and elected a KGB puppet. Now the spectre of Trump haunts America. GOP my ass.

He wants America’s working class to unite and elect a KGB puppet. 

“Take the L” on a PK? weak.

“As an American, I would never hide my identity and deceive others only to mock and ridicule them” says Roy friggin Moore.

26? At least twice that unless meth

Ahem.....

If Trump walked out naked, would any of his staff dare say anything? Or would they just spin it as the ultimate power move before the NATO summit?

Flynn was hired exclusively for his giant hands...that and his ex-Soviet General level of corruption, involving ex-Soviet Generals.

TL;DR: I’d like to thank black people for enduring the the overflow of hatred flowing from the fragile hearts of scared, weak men. 

Would the lighter, rear weight biased, RWD Model 3 with skinnier tires drift better? Its not like torque is the main issue here. 

Today the idea of Kanye and Drake going to war is hilarious.