This “executive” is more drug dealer than investment banker...like “executive privilege beeyach”

The original shit music. Perfect for pottys

Agreed I’m anti-Chad for its incel “normie” connotations.

Fake Yeezy is his name from now on

100 years ago, Football was promoted to a) make students more masculine b) breed tribal warfare mentality c) exhaust young minority men. (Google it) The irony has several layers here.

Let’s be honest, nothing short of castration would satisfy these people. The players should wear MAGA hats to troll Fox & friends and see what the league would do. Would they fine them for insincerity?

If the offending action is deemed sufficiently apathetic, the cited demonstration may only merit a warning.

The Communist Packers likely turn less profit than any other franchise, regardless of popularity. Their unique ownership situation renders their accounting figures worthless. You’d have to dig into municipal bonds, the local budget and taxes, plus any funds redirected toward other ventures and even then the incentives…

Euro-generic MLS team names may be embarrassingly cringeworthy and impossible to say without a hint of irony, so the best they can hope for is unintentional humor. Real Salt Lake sounds like the lake’s official Twitter account. Sporting Kansas City sounds like a Polo event. Who thought adopting traditional Spanish…

Non-cancellation is even more 2018 appropriate, since everyone has to go on with our lives, ignoring the looming catastrophic absurdity.

This is exactly like the show idk what you’re talking about.  

Best episode ever. I never cringed so hard at their awkward antics. Finally the title of the show makes sense with this brilliant finale.

35-45 vaping dad with a Ed Hardy T-shirt at a craphole condo complex. You’re both right.

We put 800,000+ miles on ours before my aunt ran a stop sign. These beasts are immortal so long as you provide the 12/15 mpg sacrifice they demand. Idk what the hell happened to that seat. Ours was immaculate aside from a 2nd row banana stain. It kinda looks like a cop took a knife to it in a search.

F-Pace: F-type design on an SUV.

Countdown to the phrase: “coupe version of the Mustang”. How good this looks is discomforting. The front end almost looks more natural here.

“Hey son I got you that $100 Forknife thing”

When you create and control the market, can you really call it forecasting? It’s like predicting media trends in a closed society.

They didn’t learn this from Confucius. How is this different from typical Western business practices?