The guy ate a literal pile of shit and you are deducting points for not finishing every bite.

Mark Hamill FTW

Harley-Davidson’s sales declined when they refused to add the catheters demanded by their demographic.

They should focus on selling Americana to wealthy Germans, Russians and Chinese.

SPOILER ALERT: Black Panther’s post-credit reveal heavily implies Erik Killmonger was a Doombot of Johnny Storm.

Everyone’s favorite?

I remember them running roughly 8 grand more than a Miata, which competed directly with the Del Sol. More expensive for more car, but 40/58 is ridiculous. A Boxster cost 40 back then. The RX-7 started at like 28.  Say what you will about the 1st gen Boxster vs S2000, we didn’t have the gift of hindsight. If I’m not…

The new one would likely start at $50 grand, defeating it’s purpose.

More like: “straight out of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. The new one, not that Scott Disick pimp-cane bullshit.”

I don’t know what all this is about, but Alt-Reicht forums taught me the Roman Empire fell after it became too effeminate.

Whataboutist responses to accusations of racism are inherently racist. “Racism” did not always carry a negative connotation, but it does in 2018, and apologist rationales pick a side.

I’ve spotted another glitter mining crew.

Everytime I try he says “nevermind I’ve gone soft”.

I’m not sure about that. Gorillas are ridiculously strong, agile and much more intelligent, not to mention about 3x bigger (400 lbs vs 1200).. Also, a Gorilla’s bite is stronger than a lion’s.

10,000 rats could not take down a single 1750 pound Cape Buffalo...except maybe by consuming all nearby food sources.

I’m not sure any of these could take down seven enraged Cape Buffalo. 6' 1750 lbs, 35 mph. 4 times stronger than an ox. 2 inch thick hide. Known as “Black Death” in Africa, they’ve killed more big game hunters than any other animal. Seeks out to ambush hunters who have shot and wounded them.

I’m not sure any of these could take down seven enraged Cape Buffalo. 6' 1750 lbs, 35 mph. 4 times stronger than an ox. 2 inch thick hide. Known as “Black Death” in Africa, they’ve killed more big game hunters than any other animal. Seeks out to ambush hunters who have shot and wounded them.

Damn just as I was warming up to China...

“...I have a daughter who is half Armenian...”

Which is the “too pretentious to act pretentious” angry teenager thing to say.