The fights need to happen Thunderdome-style using weapons made from sponsors’ products. For example, a supersoaker filled with laundry detergent against a slingshot loaded with M&Ms. It’ll be a lot more exciting than the F1 version, where everyone just smokes for 30 years to see who dies first.

be in accordance with factory standards for condition and service compliance

50hp is plenty, you just have to drive like it’s the last stage of a rally and you’re two seconds behind Walter Röhrl. All the time.

Bond villains around the world are like:

I wish I could tell this story to all this guys future cell mates!

It may level off after that and even go lower as US frackers get back up to peak production.

Did someone say “NBC Disaster?”

I think this is cryptographically secure.

The US-based lowdown:

I’ve been browsing/lurking on Jalopnik for over a year. This is the first one of these I’ve ever felt compelled to watch/listen to. In my not so humble opinion, Weird Al is a level above genius, whatever that is.

So gentrification ruined an Austin institution.

I don’t care what people thought about the car back when it was released, I think about what the car is today.

navel base

I’m sure that Paul Manafort and Roger Stone are on a plane to Moscow right now to work out a leasing arrangement with the Enterprise for the Russian Navy.

They’ll get a low, low price as long as it’s got T RU M P on the side. In gold letters, natch.

Tom,

Too bad she only enforces this once a month... lady cops...

Reading through this I kept thinking, you know what, this is a decent looking and well-built project, and while it’s not worth $17,000 to me I could see how someone might...

Remember when gas/oil prices went up really high and flight prices skyrocketed because of it? And they crammed more seats on planes and charged us heavy fees for bags? Then fuel/oil prices dropped drastically and the flight prices never went down and fees never went away? Fuck everything about the airlines.