They deserve the death penalty, and nothing less.

I don’t fucking care if saying this makes me an asshole! I think this kind of lukewarm take is fine I guess!

He was just trying to power forward, he wasn’t interested in shooting guards.

member that time paul dirac hung 50 points on feynman? what a game.

At first I thought watching a game backward didn’t make a lot of sense. Then I realized it’s just another perspective. And from that perspective every game ends in a tie. And then I thought, why not draft another power forward?

The man failed miserably selling gambling, football, and steak.

God damn it. Everything about Chip Kelly was awesome in that line of questioning. I guess I’ll like him for a bit. Sigh

An angry Baylor fan went up to confront MOB members after the performance. Rice students calmed the situation and walked him to concourse

We’d never dream of running a state sponsored doping program here in the good old US of A. That’s what Nike is for.

This piece was pretty annoying. I’m a female and I enjoyed the episode, as well as the previous two. Please don’t use Jezebel as a podium to whine about things you don’t understand due to lack of interest. My unsolicited advice: If you don’t care, don’t write about it.

Let’s go ahead and talk about the elephant in the room.

The kids call him “G-d Shammg-d.”