So here´s mine:

It´s not a matter of offensive or not, it´s a legal issue. As many others have said, the law doesn´t allow us to freely reproduce the flag in anything, because according to our dear lawmakers the Flag represents, far more than the president, Mexico, so basically is like whipping your ass with Mexico. I don´t think it…

So I´m guessing you´re Team Woody?

You can put Guacamole on everything. On tacos, specially carne asada tacos because that´s how God intended them to be, on flautas, on tostadas, on burritos, on pollo asado, on mole, on tortas, on ceviche, on whatever you want to, and it will not be any less authentic mexican, because really, guacamole is Mexico´s gift…

And where they nice cars? When I was in college, all the rage amongst Narcos would be to buy bentleys and add swarovski to the wings, because apparently Bentleys don´t shine enought and Narco jrs. have the sensibilities of twilight fans.

Oh yes, plenty of chismes about narcos. It´s part of sinaloa´s whimsy, and like one of the few things we can properly talk about for most mexican culture is not very "sinaloan" (nor is sinaloa culture very "mexican").

Oh it juicier than that Erin. Emma Coronel is so much more than a mere Beauty Queen, she is the niece of Nacho Coronel, who was one of the strongests, let´s say "bannerman" of Chapo. Their marriage was a way to consolidate power amongst the Narco Families, for Drugs are very much a family bussiness. So yeah, there´s a…

All I remember of Moschino was the complete devotion it got from all the Mexican Drug Dealers. There is such a thing as Narco Fashion, and for some reason, the gaudier the better: cavalli, pre-donatella versace and obviously moschino. Ed Hardy was really big with them as well. Seems like it would make for a good…