I don't understand this one. It's just a John Boehner selfie on Instagram. How is that shade?

I, for one, hope we can launch some FRIENDships.

True story: I wasted about half a box of my mother's tampons when I was 7. I was fascinated by their transformation from hard little cylinders into fluffy cotton flowers when dunked into the toilet. She handled it pretty well. I was always a scientifically curious child. As an adult, I never had a problem bying…

Eyup

I'll tell you what, if you actually confess to your girlfriend that you had the urge to do that because you were curious, but didn't because you were worried what she might think, then she will love you even more.

Yeah... I feel like I need to know more about your grandmother now.

Before we were married my husband and I had that stupid "who would you want as your free pass" discussion and when he said Gillian Anderson I knew he was the one. I told him I'd have to be involved or I'd be super jealous.

I think Pattinson will be good support in this trying franchise-hyped time .

Fact: We would all give up everything in exchange for a kiss from Gillian Anderson.

And if either of them said no they'd be humorless bitches.

SAME! Well, it was my AP US history class and we each got assigned a segment to do a research paper on. I got "Belgians in the Congo" and it actually, really blew my mind. My only experience with the colonial impact on sub-Saharan Africa was anti-apartheid stuff in South Africa, which seems so sanitized now. But the…

Sounds like you're a great guy - I trust you got your ladies those pastel Bic pens for the holidays? Because honestly, every gal needs one. Helps so much with grocery lists.

If the difference between terminating an anencephalic fetus at 21 weeks and euthanizing a senior citizen escapes you, I'm genuinely concerned for your ability to take care of yourself.

Yes, imagine black people having a vendetta out against a woman who continually mocks and dismisses them. Crackerjack observation.

Fixed.

But noooo, she's a chubby lady on TV, if you don't like her, you're just a sexist hater!

Also,

If there are any Supreme Court justices who fall asleep when they are supposed to be paying attention, it sure isn't Ruth Bayder Ginsburg.

She could probably nap and listen at the same time if she wanted to anyway.

R.B.G. can do whatever the fuck she wants.