On the other hand, the Pens employ Phil Kessel, who looks like a member of the Shaler local of the Steamfitters Union.

I’m surprised nobody is talking about the moving in-game tributes each team payed to the passing of Muhammad Ali. The Warriors floated like a butterfly while the Cavs seemed to have died 48 hours earlier.

*Take requires oven mitts for safe handling*

You are a fucking psycho.

Wow, those are some guys. Here are some other guys:

Man, you guys seem really eager to toss Dellavedova under the bus today, and all because he had the temerity to give some Amish kids a few cans of Yuengling.

wtf is rumspinga?

Leads aren’t what Padres usually blow...

This game, after the intense series against OKC, was almost boring in comparison.

This headline was written yesterday with only the Victim blank, yes?

Looked pretty clean to me. He clearly got all balls.

That Pastor Tim line made me laugh and laugh and laugh.

+1 Americans reference, I was hoping Tim and his fucking wig were killed and eaten in Africa a couple weeks ago.

If the Cavs win the title the trophy engraving should be in Comic Sans.

Yes, FUCK OFF PASTOR TIM. And his wife. Fuck them both.

Maybe if faceoffs paid more attention to Crosby’s needs this wouldn’t be an issue.

Just a helpful reminder -

I sure wish more games would have the courage to go for Dishonored style super stylized. AC:Syndicate is pretty, but I’d much rather be playing some of this concept art.