He'll need his helmet for the eventual retribution for having fun.

There are five articles on the cover page about cosplay. Has it always been this way? Is this a new infatuation (despite being 100 years old)? It seems a little excessive/obsessive.

Yesterday people complain that Microsoft has too many scantily clad models at event. Today group attempts to reduce number of scantily clad models at event. Outrage ensues.

Just carry two band-aids in your wallet at all times.

My hot take: sports writers are leaches and this is ok.

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Honestly, I'm surprised that three people ONLY cost $2100 at French Laundry. Must have skimped.

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How are the tannins from a young set of grapes after aging for 8 years?

I thought it went under his armpit?

Not working hard enough? Hmmm. I would wager that Crosby has looked very good throughout the playoffs despite the lack of points. Major mistake early on the first Bolts go though.

I don't think that at all. Everything about that play was going across the face of the goal and instead Crosby made the quick great shot near side. Considering the other saves he's had this series and the lack of lift from many Penguins shooters on potentially open shots, he should still be feeling quite confident.

At the conclusion of the finals I can't wait for the recap of every call that the NBA formally stated went in favor of the Thunder.

No, the whole, everyone who wants a job doing anything needs to submit fingerprints, is nonsense.

To me the point isn’t Lyft/Uber should submit fingerprints. It's that NO ONE should be doing this.

I've never liked the idea of being forced to provide a finger print sample if you are not being processed for committing a crime-no matter what the form of employment is. —TWIC holder.

And for every person that got rich without working hard, there’s infinitely more who worked hard to get rich. And these days per Gawker anyone over 60k is considered 'rich'.

This is just the modern form of bullying the kids who worked hard in school as adults.

No, everyone just wants every CEO to pay 90% tax rate and die in a fire.

I don’t remember NHL 94 sounding like Mutant League Hockey