Rational? Uh, no.

Try not living in a past 52 years gone. Wake the eff up Rip VanRacist.

Barron was named after the real father, Trump's young and exciting press secretary from his tabloid days; "John Barron".

Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free.

AV Club: Where blood-curdling racism from top U.S. officials is only remarkable in the context of how it relates to an old TV show!

They are, in most every case, the same thing.

Celebrate good times, c'mon. It's a celebration.

There is more dog shit around for Friday, if anybody wants some.

"…none of us like White Supremecists… (sic)"

Pollyanna. Trump definitely does NOT like Black Nationalists.

He DOES love white nationalists tho.

They've already started pre-empting CSPAN, so who knows where and when we will get to watch Russian movies.

In America, kids pee in pool. In Russia, hookers pee on Trump.

Does this mean we can expect to see Andy Cohen hawking catheters & promoting fascist politicians in 15 years?

I have a question…. WTF is Pop TV?

I think it's more to do with Gen X missing out on the copious amount of Ritalin and other downer drugs that have caused Millennials to stop applauding at concerts.

Wow, all I can hope for is a simultaneous death punch from both. Let's all chip in for steroids!

Wang Dang Sweet Change Belt!

Moldovian Dating Site.

Don't forget the other two Trump entertainers, Charlie Daniels and Kid Rock. Well, there's also Antonio Sabato Junior, but who the fuck knows that guy?