Doesn’t take into account farmed fish”

Oh yes. It’s exactly the same as customers who break a glass always, always want to help you clean up.

Or, that the only decent table for a view or a romantic setting is the one that is dirty.

Utter rubbish.

And having a snigger worthy name always unearths those dildoholes who think they’re the first to ever come up with the joke:

So. I was the manager of a high end, beautifully appointed function centre. We had an array of event spaces - elegant ballroom, meeting rooms, boardrooms and a very beautiful room with floor to ceiling windows looking out onto parklands and the river. It was very popular for weddings and cocktail parties etc.

That is SERIOUSLY fucking offensive.

Q: what’s the difference between god botherers and a canoe?

Some Pinkham’s Law fuckery:

Personally, as a server (we bus our own tables in Australia) I much prefer it when a table allows me to collect and stack their plates.