"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

And yet Tesla is selling the Model S faster than they can build them and STILL has no interest in dealerships. There will still always be shady used lots and I don't think Ford or Toyota are going to give up on their BILLIONS of dollars in investments to the dealer system. Realistically Tesla is a small player…

No joke. That's why I've always befriended sluts and ultimately married their queen. If someone can't return the serve when you lob a truly scintillating Saturday night story into the conversation, then why are you even day-drinking with them?

"We stared across the table at each other in a bitter and profound silence that enveloped us in a dank blanket of icy distain. Then we drove home, exchanging bitter quips at the stop lights, gazed unseeing at the television, then climbed into our tomb like bed for another night's rest on the road to the sweet embrace…

Sluts have better stories.

New Zealanders are the Canadians of Australia. They are fewer of them, they live in a slightly colder climate, and they are generally considered to be nicer than, and hate to be mistaken for, their louder more obnoxious neighbor.

Yes, this is a thing we call ourselves. And for me at least, I like the word kiwi because "New Zealander" doesn't lend itself to forming an adjective. We can't describe something as "New Zealandish". But we can call it kiwi slang or a kiwi custom. And damn it if we don't just love those little flightless bastards…