No i’m pretty sure those were fossils were put there by Satan because incredibly detailed, internally consistent pranks are his whole thing.

No, they don’t even use DNA for this sort of thing, as DNA starts degrading at death...They use carbon and other forms of chemical dating

Well, if this is the way it’s going to be can we at least legalize doctor assisted suicide?

I suspect not living here won’t save you from our foolishness...

I’m confused. I thought life was formed about 3000 years ago and Adam and Eve were the first people on Earth and all the people that came afterwards have no genetic deficiency because the gene pool only came from 2 people. Also, back in the early days, like Noah, he lived to be the ripe old age of 950 years, give or…

I keep shouting that every time a California drought article gets posted.

This seems like a job for Capitalism™. Just raise the price of water in Lanzhou until demand = supply. Eventually enough people will move or, I guess, die and you won’t have water shortages anymore. Win win! </sarcasm>