I don’t disagree that this likely was not an innocent mistake. They probably hired some IT or design person who didn’t adhere to their ‘philosophy’ but wanted the money, and that person took the opportunity to fuck with Trump in a way that is subtle and yet obvious. And to that person I say, Well done!! 

Much as I always want to revel in the utter incompetence of these idiots, this half-assed explanation actually makes me think that they got fucked with. You really can’t find that image accidentally. Searching google images for “presidential seal” in a variety of ways turns up shitloads of... the actual presidential…

Given the instability of their profession, pro athletes aren’t always eager to make their house a home, and Phil less so.

that’s a jerk-off station

The Republicans on the House Judiciary are some of their fucking all-stars.

Nobody needs to understand this blowhard blowing hard. “I’ll leave the answer to the report” covers everything. And that’s 99.9% of what you’re going to hear.

Denouncing racism and bigotry unequivocally ≠ talking about politics

“Republicans Are Going to Great Lengths to Distract from Trump’s Racism” is extra entertaining because the racism was an attempt to distract us from Jeff Epstein.

Well if it was me and it took 30 minutes, I would have billed the full 40 hours for the week. But that's because I am a shitty person with a shitty work ethic.

Think of the hours her publicists billed to diffuse a situation they should have prevented.

With a sold-out stadium and at least 10,000 people wanting to take the train

Remember when the worry over this sort of thing (i.e. splitting up families) was exactly the problem with undocumented immigrants, not at all long before the Trumpbillies declared an invasion at the border? Now we’re one step away from Republicans saying, “We need a way to identify the legal ones, like a hat, a badge…

As someone who used to fly in and out of ORD regularly, this is one more (but exceedingly important) reason to say: FUCK ORD.

“I think it’s time to lower the rhetoric related to that subject all across America,” McConnell said,

I shouldn’t be surprised, yet every time a white person drops a “being called a racist is as bad as racism” I still can’t believe it’s not a joke.

I wonder what could possibly have made Thomas Jefferson concerned about people being called racist? He must have slaved over writing those procedure documents and I just can’t quite put my finger on why he would be so worried about that. I feel like I’m missing 3/5ths of the issue here.

Over half of white evangelical Christians, 55 percent, feel God put Trump in office.

If I’m reading that correctly, it looks as though many of those rules were added in 2016 and 2017. Why would a Republican controlled House add such rules limiting themselves like that?

Is there any human blander than Pence?

I already got paid for the movie. You’ve got your ad blocker on and I’m still getting my paycheck. Nice try!