“Everything riding on Mr. Jones? Hell, even we had a second single.”

I’ll never understand this kind of thing. Aldridge has been in the league 13 years and is a seven-time all star, but doesn’t know to foul down four with 30 seconds left unless he hears his coach tell him to? It doesn’t sound like a JR Amith situation where he didn’t know the score or time remaining, he just didn’t…

Ah yes! Let us gather around the fire and hear tell of Sam’s meaty role in The Hobbit. 

If you find someone buying tickets for a movie annoying and smug, that sounds like a you problem. 

I take exception to the characterization of Bernie as “Lawful good”. His self-interest and inability to formulate policy ideas for anything other than white, straight, cis people often kneecaps the actually good stuff he has pushed for over the course of his lifetime! Also, his inability to hand off the reigns of his…

This was just fucking fantastic. Well done, Kelly Harris. 

the deadly sin of acedia.

I find UNTUCKITs success very confusing. I’m not their demo (I’m a man but I like clothes and can dress myself).

Forgot the SPONSORED POST tag.

Yes.

I can relate. One of the most upsetting and frustrating days in my life was when my Kinja followers dropped from 5 to 4

Thank you for pointing out how sneakily good the Ant-Man movies are. They’re fun and inventive and just a really damn good time at the theater.

Stephanie Washington, 22, was shot in the face and had to go to the hospital for non-life threatening injuries.

Well if either of the kids had a criminal record, that would have been “leaked” by now.

“We take these actions very seriously”

Have we reached final form of the Gruden photo?

MLB - “We’re totally against anything racist, suspensions all around!”

Also MLB - “This week on Sunday Night Baseball: Braves at Indians!”

Man, holy shit are the trolls out in force today.

Bitch, one of your own investigated your rotting pumpkin. And along the way, he indicted three dozen people, including the President’s campaign manager, personal lawyer, national security adviser, several other close aides and advisers, and a whole bunch of other people.

Dear Laura,