I mean, it is hall of fame worthy when a commissioner presides over three separate lockouts

Seems like a good time to remind everyone that Colin Kaepernick hasn't played in the NFL for two seasons

This asshole has done more to kill this country than anyone in recent memory. Maybe congressional term limits isn't such a bad idea after all. 

It’s nice to see that he’s the Adam Sandler of the Democrats (doing the same thing for twenty years before the public finally tired of his ilk) 

Y’know, when most people wanna eat dinner in peace they do it at home (WHERE THERE’S A BUNCH OF WALLS)

man, could've SWORN they liked it when people had the freedom to not serve someone based on their beliefs!

man if only there was some way all of this could have been prevented; I guess we’ll never know how~!

This is an extremely timely post

It’s hard to defend Billy, mostly because he was so utterly boring while making his points

What a twist! So he was supposed to be the father of Claire Lynch’s baby?

Man if only they had the initial power to preven him from becoming EPA chief in the first place

Too bad they don’t listen to any podcasts, or else they’d try ziprecruiter

That was more in reference to how his NFL stats were shit, but you do you, buddy

There was a productive part of Reggie Bush’s NFL career?

But he said “bitches”! Who says he isn’t inclusive?

Between him and Iman Shumpert, it’s a beginning of a “who’s that” of NBA champions

Maybe he was doing something else in the bushes?

Wait, I’m still confused. Does Cynthia Nixon (Miranda) support Miranda (Cynthia Nixon) for the choices that she makes? Including, and not limited to, supporting Nixon (Miranda) for governor?

Seeing the words “dump and chase” gives me NYR circa 2002 flashbacks/PTSD