Whether or not The Daily Show with Trevor Noah will be as good as it was with Jon Stewart

brb gonna put some sriracha on these pancakes

Is it that much of a buildup to the feel-good ending when said ending is in the trailer?

Still trying to understand how DK64 was thought of as “good.” It’s nice visually, sure, but it’s so boring to play.

WARNING: Eating pancakes messes up one’s ability to understand geography

But what about secret secret menus? They use italics and everything!

I'd take the photos with my phone but my hands are too greasy from all this chicken I'm eating

I’ll still break this out from time to time and run up the score as much as possible

Pinkham’s Law: Commenters attempting to justify stupid behavior
Pinkman’s Law: Only eat strawberry flavored Starburst
Sinkman’s Law: Lots of Drano
Ringman’s Law: Mega Man 4

The easiest way to prevent this from being a problem is to not have kids

hint - named after an aristocratic lady who once supposedly rode naked on a horse

Nick Denton will provide more details in a future post

Almost as good as Lindsay Bluth’s chicken dance

next year they should make a toast sandwich potato chip

can something really be called a sadwich if there’s only a condiment on it

Worked really well when ESPN was airing MLS games after last years’ World Cup; not unlike a petulant child that saw their big brother get a cookie before they did

He probably thinks the Toy Story movies were really a three part documentary series

You did the right thing for humanity.

You switched the names of the two white fellas, which is understandable considering that shirt can do irreparable damage to one’s frontal lobes