As a parent, I haven’t exactly found it difficult to instill work ethic and appreciation for what you have while also wanting my children’s lives to be filled with as much wonder and joy as possible.  They’ll be adults soon enough.  Why take that from them??

She’s the closest thing we have in modern-day celebrity culture to the feigned stupidity of Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie in the early aughts, and I’m holding onto her for dear life.

That’s because your relatives don’t actually care about any others. So something like this case will never register with them.

I can assure you, my Evangelical relatives are beside themselves with joy over all the babies they’re saving.

Congrats! This is the stupidest thing I’ve read on the internet all week.

You pulled this out of the grays just to say that?

You’re trying too hard friend.

You have very bad, very dumb opinions.

“Believe me, I never wanted to have to choose between tennis and a family. I don’t think it’s fair. If I were a guy, I wouldn’t be writing this because I’d be out there playing and winning while my wife was doing the physical labor of expanding our family.”

Yea I wouldn’t be patting Joe on the back with anything other than a cricket bat thanks to his bullshit excuses to stop anything remotely hindering his coal masters.

I’m very glad the bill passed, and I understand why the Dems were shaking his hand (any progress with that asshole is progress), but Joe Manchin should still be ashamed of himself. Here are the “concessions” he demanded:

So the reason people are calling him a pedophile is

Uh, you didn’t really go out that far to defend him.

I think her sexually abusive mother who taught her how to be bulimic and forced her to audition when she never wanted to be an actress in the first place is the reason she isn’t a massive star right now. It’s not like bad experiences destroyed her love of acting. She always hated it and her mother forced and abused…

her agents told her Nickelodeon was offering her $300,000 to never talk about her time there

Yes.

Maybe Bill Murray got really accustomed to the narrative that he is the good guy, and Chevy Chase is the asshole.

I thought monster truck rallies were only for kids, and the tickets were $10, and it was only this SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY. 

Sounds pretty gay to me.

Man, did I dream all the travel restrictions in 2020? Did I just imagine it? It seems like everybody else was on an international walkabout.