After I got mine I learned my boobs are dense, too. That tracks. Every time I tell my boobs a joke they just stare at me like they didn’t get it.

I just want to shout Princess Beatrice’s husband.  When they were leaving the church, he was the only one who came behind their wife and placed his hand on her back.  He seems like a caring, loving husband.  

These days shes more famous for talking about her problems than her music. When DMX went into a coma from his overdose she went all “omg that could have been me because I did drugs and overdosed too!” and now she sees sugar free cookies and she feels attacked because she had trouble with food as well and need the…

Oh Demi - people shouldn’t have to reveal all their habits and circumstances to the world. Saying gluten free and/or sugar free isn’t “diet culture” unless its calling them “healthier choices!” (I have to avoid a crapton of food but not for the reasons Demi thinks and I should expect my froyo place to tell me which…

I think the unusual level of investment comes from the fact that people watched William and Harry walk behind Princess Diana’s coffin when they were still very young, and it’s been said repeatedly (by both of them) that their sibling bond was strengthened by the loss of their mother. So there’s a public perception of…

I obviously have no idea if there actually is tension/weird relationship stuff between Meghan and Catherine, but the dialogue that came out of all of that, that sisters in law does not equal best friends, was so damn liberating. I feel like there is so much pressure to be tight with someone you may have nothing in…

They are British royals, have some respect.

Not british enough.

It made me sad that the queen had to sit all by herself. No one to hold her hand.  I thought she’d been vaccinated. They had masks on.   Of course, she might not have wanted to actually sit with the cast of characters that are her children and grands.

Harry: “Bitch.”

I’m sure there are grosser things than doing a play-by-play analysis of sibling’s interaction at their grandfather’s funeral, but I’m struggling to come up with an example right now.

Funny, wife and I were just talking about this. Kam is fully committed and her husband is in on it. In his own words, life is tough enough, why not throw in some ridiculousness to lighten things up? And I get it now!! She definitely plays a good ‘character’. I really didn’t like her during the first season she was on…

Kam’s complete commitment to this type of shit makes her one of the funniest HW’s to watch. IDK if she’s acting or she’s just this kooky kind of rich lady all the time (I think it’s the latter, she was raised rich AF and her MIL is huge matron of Dallas society), but she brings so much effortless comedy to the show. …

Not everyone got stickers, mine was hand written in ink by the person who administered my shot.  

My first thought was that she looked like she was unexpectedly interrupted while taking a stealth poop in her backyard. In a designer gown.

I think she’s got her left knee pulled up almost parallel to her hip, so it looks like her butt cheek and her knee are on the same level. Maybe she’s going for a “dat ass!” photo but it’s not working. *hitches up judgy pants*

I don’t even understand what I’m looking at there.  Below the third dress strap on her hip, is that still her butt?  Except then right in front of that it looks like the area behind her knee.  So her butt is hanging below her knee???? That can’t be right!

And here I was motivated by the incentive of not dying. 

Looking forward to the impending flood of stories about anti-vaxxers throwing fits and shitting themselves in businesses that give out vaccination incentives because they want their free stuff too and it isn’t fair.

Excuse me, but JLo and A-Rod are not my mom and dad. They strike me as middling talents who value form over substance. They are beautiful people who wear beautiful clothes and take beautiful vacations, but add nothing to making the world a better place.