Appropriation and race notwithstanding (and those are critical issues with this TikTok segment on Fallon), she’s a shitty dancer.

What’s more concerning is that jimmy fallon looks bloated, in need of a shave and... is he wearing skateboard shoes with a suit??

I wonder: what will happen to your husband’s self worth and world view if he’s in an accident or becomes ill, and permanently gains weight?

He just sounds so mean. Like really? You wouldn’t leave your kid in her care, just because she’s fat?? I fucking hate people like this. They can’t see beyond people’s weight.

Yes. Yes, yes, and yes some more. And that she KNOWS this is why he has an issue with her sister means it’s been discussed — a LOT. So I wonder how her husband treats her, and how that affects the way she sees her own body. What she’s clearly saying is that her husband wouldn’t love her if she gained weight. I wonder…

Jesus Christ. Why haven’t men died off yet?

The scariest part is that most moms continue to have tits for the entirety of their lives! How on earth do their sons survive?

That’s just boys and locker room talk. Now back to criticizing women...

Cheerleading is not something I ever encouraged my kid to try. I agree that it’s athletic, takes gymnastic chops, etc., but by its very nature, it’s a sport that has as its primary purpose the act of cheering other people on in their pursuits. In this case, the athlete is the subject and the cheerleader is the object.…

Don’t get me started on competitive cheer. Those moms (and some dads) are batshit - partly because the cost of competitive cheer is batshit, and the costumes can be very revealing. Some cheer associations have cracked down a bit on the costumes. That hasn’t stopped the crazy.

I find them cheesy and inauthentic. To each her own.

I mean people have real issues like starvation, unemployment, no shelter, or are sick or dying from the Coronavirus, so I have very little extra sympathy to go for people who are comfortable Millionaires and their kid who can’t play on a sports team because of Papparazi, or a however the British Royal family (who have…

Unless he is in handcuffs being taken to prison?

This preacher used an awful lot of words to admit to his congregation that he’s bad in bed.

He looks like he swallowed a watermelon. A prize-winning watermelon. 

I hope his wife “participate trophy’s” herself right out of that marriage.

He shouldn’t get to wear that prodigal shirt till he repents of being an asshole.

OK, if I can’t look butch, then Mr. Pastor dude can’t have a body that looks like he is about six months pregnant (sorry to pregnant women, but you know what I mean). Now, I’m not saying he should have a body like an Olympic swimmer, just don’t go around looking like you swallowed a volleyball.

For a few glorious seconds I thought you were married to Mr. T from A-Team. I had questions.

“dig out your Bible!”