I also hate the property brothers. I find their faces so unbelievably punchable and I’m not normally prone to violent thoughts. But in this case I really just want to see them take one to their faces. 

‘You’re going to school to become a lawyer and help the world and these are the kinds of problems you have?’” Kourtney said in a recount of the fight. “And she’s like, ‘You’re really a miserable human being and you keep not understanding the issue because you, all of a sudden, turn into such a humanitarian and talk…

I’ve been running a Pinterest long con for going on ten years now. I created a fake post on a fake blog where I claimed that you could use Country Time Lemonade powder like Sun-In to get beachy highlights and then posted it on Pinterest. Every couple of years, someone re-pins it and I have myself a little chuckle.

I’m guessing y’all wont find this as hilarious as I still find it. Anyway, back in high school, some friends and I broke into the school late one Monday night and plastered the walls with flyers saying “It’s Happening Wednesday.” There was so much hype for Wednesday. Obviously nothing happened Wednesday. 

Is it a prank if everyone else is doing it at the same time with you?

My mother-in-law is a very polite nice person. Last year, my wife and I bought a house with big garden. I am from the city and know nothing about flowers. My MIL loves gardening. She asked us if she could plant some stuff in the yard. I said, “Sure. Do whatever you want. I don’t care.”

Is telling your abusive husband that you're going on a two week trip to visit your parents and celebrate your pregnancy but then never coming back considered a prank? Because it felt like I was pranking him and it was definitely some of my best work.

The real problem is that so is such a huge portion of the American population for buying his bs.

This is clearly too stupid to warrant a response, but I can’t help myself.

Remember your daily affirmation, folks:

This man is so mind-bogglingly stupid. 

Prince also shares the distinction of playing racial PR games at the beginning of good career. They were young at their starts. What I want is for everyone is to do better when they know better. Too few succeed at this.

I take issue with calling Doylestown PA “racially diverse neighborhood of North Philadelphia.”  It is a VERY white upper-middle-class suburb.  It could not be less “urban” if it tried.  

I think a lot of this is misplaced....I feel like it was really her record label’s fault. It was the late 90's.....everybody wanted their own Britney Spears, and Pink was tapped to be LaFace’s version. She went in and was told how to look, act, sound, and what to record, and when the time came, she got out and did her…

From 2002 people, 2002.

Already hearing “you can care about more than one thing at once!” echoing in my head, but I’m reluctant to pile on Pink for her ignorant approach to race 20 years ago, when her comments on other women and cool-girl-I-got-mine attitude is happening right now.

Honestly, good for Barron. Better no father than a narcissistic shitbag. 

Dr. Oz is a quack and a charlatan. Maybe he’s a good cardiologist? I don’t know, but urgh this guy.

There was a Southwest Airlines reality show, and their gate agent would regularly deny boarding to people who’d been drinking. It often looked like a capricious power trip.

I honestly wonder if Daddy Dearest will be around to see Barron graduate from college, let alone high school.