If Miley has seven dogs and three cats, why would only seven animals be sharing the bed? Who gets left out (besides the horses and pig)?

The only one who hasn’t embarrassed herself is Princess Anne who is the hardest working royal after the Queen. Also, Princess Anne’s kids seem like they are decent people and her not giving them a royal title was a smart move.

Andrew lost his Trade Ambassadorship when it was exposed that he and his ex-wife Fergie were on the grift selling access to him for big bucks; also known as influence-peddling. Here’s the receipts...

It definitely seems like a Gerard Butler type of thing to do to get attention. The guy is lucky to get any work, even in 2012.

Seriously y’all have to check out this menu, I actually went back to it because I couldn’t shake how irritated I was the first time. The food is from 1996, the formatting is bad (and I’m looking at it on a desktop!), the spelling is Dan Quale-tier embarrassing, the pricing was set by a lunatic, and the kerning is…

The thing is that “food poisoning” is an umbrella term for any food contamination causing illness. Most cases of food poisoning take a longer time to make you ill, but according to the Mayo Clinic, at least one can kick in within an hour... and it’s associated with cream sauce.

oh really? yeah no, I don’t think I could date someone that had dated the worlds most boring attractive person

Lena Dunham is so creepy and awful. I truly despise that she’s famous.

Me too.

I’ve heard another solution is to just stay home in your pajamas and put your feet up and watch television.

Can’t wait for the death of sponcon and having these nobody, wanna be celebs disappear back to the suburbs the emanated from .

Friends of friends were supposed to get married last weekend. Instead, a funeral service was held on their wedding day because some woman in a car hit and ran the motorcyclist groom. If this chick staged this, she can rot.

Or, hear me out, Lane can divorce Zack in another Gilmore Girls reboot and get together with Dave Rygalski because he never should have gone to the stupid OC, anyway. Come at me! (To be fair, I’ve never watched The OC, though I do have a guilty soft spot for terrible dramas, so I’d probably be hooked after one…

haven’t posted here in a bit; here’s this:

My mother’s advice to me was to stay in the hospital until they kick you out (this was early 80's). I had the baby on Monday and didn’t leave until Thursday night, it was glorious. Of course, that was when it meant something to have employer paid insurance.

Pickles, Oreos and Chocolate is unnatural and unholy. This is a cult which must be stopped. One who relishes in such confections can only be expected to pursue further illicit perversions of flavors and broken ideas.

The style in this comment veers bizarrely close to a Trump tweet, though with not quite enough exclamation marks.

Uncapitalized Obamacare, full stop in the middle of a clause followed by an unnecessary capital, not using the proper form of to/too/two...

Surprising to me that Taco Bell doesn’t come in under a dollar for their basic hard taco. The only 59c pricing got so firmly imprinted on me in my high school days that I’m probably never going to let that pricing go.

I tried Jack In The Box once, and my ass played “Pop Goes The Weasel” for 3 days.