Finally some wonderful news after a truly shitty year - where I lost both of my parents within 6 weeks of one another. My son-in-law got a professorship at a university just an hour away -which is where he’s from! They’ve sold their farm in the rural midwest and will be here next week. What luck that at 33 he ends up…

Last week a kitten appeared in our yard. Not a rare occurrence, unfortunately - we live near the outskirts of town, and people with unwanted cats often dump them in the fields near our home so they can either a)get found by us or b)fend for themselves against the coyotes. We feed whoever shows up, and have taken in a…

What is it about Bella Thorne that compels every single media outlet to desperately try to make her a thing?

It’s no shade to Britney, mate!  She’s the only part of this DirtBag that I understand or care about!

Here’s the wrinkle though:

Sugar-free soda is no better for you, especially in terms of diabetes risk, than one made with digestible sugars.

It’s like gluten-free cyanide. (Okay, yes, I’m exaggerating).

The 1998 film adaptation omg

JESUS CHRIST THEIR FACES ARE SLIDING AROUND ON THEIR FACES. MADNESS REIGNS. THE ELDER GODS WOULD RISE, BUT THEY’RE TOO FUCKING CREEPED OUT.

I think he’s Magical Mr. Mistopheles and it’s after he brings Old Deuteronomy back. DEAR GOD! I remember this show.

thats what i said when behind scenes came out yesterday 

I’m actually over here kind of nervous laughing like what the fuck, why would multiple people allow this to happen?

Next season on “How Did This Get Made?”

Are you on a bed or carpet?  Because if you are you need to be aware that someone will come rushing in and throw you onto the nearest wood/tile floor, then stand over you waiting for you to finish. 

I feel like this movie is a prank that has just got very out of control. 

So many questions about this video, and I don’t think I want to know the answers.

This would have been 1000% better if they had just used real cats.

It looks like the director was constantly just off-screen yelling, “MORE ARCHED BACK! WHY AREN’T YOU ARCHING YOUR BACK?!”

Acutally, Epstein is WAY richer than Drumpf.

Trump whispering ANYTHING in my ear would be enough for me to want to pour acid on that entire side of my body.

Did...did Trump dye his f-ing eyebrows back then?

Ope, needs more ranch, but yeah.