When they’re angry it’s because of something you did.
When you’re angry, it’s because you’re irrational and can’t control your emotions.

Right, you are describing an exchange of money for services, which aren’t supposed to be tax-deductible. But these donations are. If I buy a used van from The United Way, I am not supposed to deduct that as charitable giving because I got a van. Plus, these universities, even private ones, run on a ton of government…

I finished week four of cardiac rehab. Eight to go. Will I get better, is the question, or will I continue on with heart damage that will not heal. IDK, kittens.

He’s also really into Jack Reacher, which he just saw on cable.

USC is private. 

Infamy “the state of being well known for some bad quality or deed". There’s a perfectly cromulent word for these situations

Someone take her children away!!!!  This woman is beyond a piece of shit. 

Hmm. I wish to pose for an Instagram pic in front of this leopard. 

If they do it with you. They’ll do it to you. 

Cardi only has one voice in her head? Pffft.

I don’t need to see Eric, Don Jr or Ivanka’s grades to know that they’re idiots and unqualified to do any job that requires even limited thought. 

Ummm, why is it that no one mentions Tristan’s OTHER child, a son by Jordan Craig?! He left his ex (Fiancee) for Khloe while she was 8 months pregnant!  If you can learn anything from a person it’s through their behavior...it was all good when another woman was a victim but now that it’s Khloe, the world is concerned…

And I’m SURE* those grades were “legit” earned and not purchased with daddy orange’s money.

You are right. It was clearly written out in the captions — just as was the correct spelling of Nok-Nok.

Or maybe now you finally have a fuller understanding of what it’s like to live with clinical depression. Even if you eat a healthy diet, exercise, get enough sleep, see your doctor, take medication (if necessary) and go to therapy, you still suffer crushing episodes of depression.

I’m pretty sure it would have been the Exchequer’s Folly. The Exchequer is basically the British govt term for the treasurer.

And this is why married men live longer.  

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One thing I won’t miss about the show is the endless comments on AVClub that seem to understand everyone is horrible but can’t resist trying to compare them? (and miraculously always seem to hate Lindsay more when legit everyone!is!horrible!)

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