Oh, you’re all gonna have so much egg on your face when it turns it’s Jared Kushner.

Or Whorey Anne Conslobber lol

Is it just me or does Mikhail Kolyada have a sort of King Joffery/Justin Bieber thing going on? I just want to imp-slap him the way Tyrion did in the first ep of GoT.

Why in the world would you wear all white, when you are performing on a white surface? That just seems to be a lack of common sense. We would like to be able to see you, please and thank you.

There’s some implicit classism at work in a LOT of these comments, for sure

Don’t they know about the butt?

Minor disagreement: Their whole lives scream trailer park to me.

“Where you only see one mocking comment, it was then that I carried you” —moopidoo

It’s only fitting that ‘Mayhem’ weighed in on the Parker/Cattrall feud.

I don’t know if it’s his relatively advanced age (Olympic rookie at 28) or just his personality, but his DGAF-ness is off the charts and I love it.

What always tickles me about those names is that, where I grew up, they were the trailer park names (my people are poor and rural and unkind), while the REST of us lower/middle-class slobs had ARISTOCRATIC names like Samantha and Emily and Sarah. But now you can’t throw a stone in Brooklyn without hitting a Brooklyn…

You’re happy Russia’s there? I’m not American and don’t have a hatred for Russia as a whole, but fuck their Olympic team. They’ve stolen hundreds of medals and their drug testing labs literally cheat. They’re not even clever about it and pass the testing like Armstrong.

She wouldn’t be competing if the IOC had balls.

African or European swallows?

Proving yet again that Wikipedia is not a reliable source, there doesn’t seem to be any section devoted to deaths caused by coconuts dropped by swallows.

I don’t care. I love Paul Rudd.

I am an Uncle that went through something similar. My brother divorced, so there wasn’t enough English when they were young. It was very hard to deal because they didn’t have much exposure to English. The mother didn’t allow much TV either.

No, they’ll be fine. I know quite a few multi-lingual people. Usually their parents spoke to them exclusively in their own language from birth, and the kids would naturally chop and change between parents with no drama.

I’m gonna guess President Stormi Jenner is going to be a little bit above her raising. We have to remember Uncle Kanye and the rest of the family. It’s not looking good for that poor baby. But, I’ll bet she has much nicer purses than me by the time she’s six months old.

I’m enjoying reading this like it’s a circa 2005 LiveJournal blog post about a group of girlfriends going out to hate-watch The Worst Movie Night, Wine Required. So I’m torn between “why would you all do this to yourselves, I hope you got paid a bonus for risking your mental sanity” and “Can I come too, you guys seem…