I’m so very sorry for your loss. Ollie was family. He deserves to be grieved. I’m sorry you’re having such a hard time. 💕

I’m very allergic to Rosemary. There have been several times it’s been in food even though I’ve asked beforehand. I never blame the server unless they don’t listen to me. It sounds like you did everything correctly. The chef and your boss were completely out of line. 

I’m so sorry you’re going through this.

That’s my kind of salad, too.

What a lovely story! But if it’s not Bill’s Hot Dog Stand outside of Ypsilanti, I’m not happy. I crave their homemade root beer. It’s better than Faygo Red pop.

No, not Northwestern.

Leaning against a dumpster on a Big10 college campus while a bus containing the University of Wisconsin football team unloaded. The players catcalled while the guy finished. It was dark and late. I thought we were hidden. This was also about ten years after I graduated from a different uni.

This is a link to Skylar’s first interview with the police: https://www.whio.com/news/local/parent-are-going-kill-interrogation-video-played-carlisle-buried-baby-trial/CvWmUkP3R0LU8PGo31T62N/

Are you fucking kidding me with “lower middle class?” Brock Turner is from fucking Oakwood, Ohio. It’s a very wealthy area.

Thanks, Brock. Go back to your parents’ new place. We sure as hell didn’t want your sexual offending ass here in Oakwood.

All I think of is being 12 when that song came out. My friends would all sing, “My girl is so farty all the time!” All these years later, I still giggle.

I’ve wanted to try one of these until I found out the fat in them is from coconuts. I’m allergic to coconuts. Thankfully, the Beyond Burger is coconut-free.

My best friend’s boyfriend wrecked a dirt bike last week and broke his back. Thank goodness he isn’t paralyzed. That bitch can go fuck herself with a rusty rake.

Trump called them hamberders in a tweet about the fast food he served the college football national champions.

I second taking home as many stretchy underwear they’ll give you. This might be TMI, but there will be a time when you’re pushing that you’ll experience a “ring of fire” down there. It doesn’t last that long. But, I was glad my best friend had told me to expect it. Also, when I was induced for my first child, my water…

I have three nieces and three nephews. The youngest are boy/girl twin toddlers. I get to play and love on them, then give them back. Sometimes, I wish my kids were little again. Then, my partner and I laugh and laugh and enjoy a pleasant evening.

Leave the Yoopers alone. They have enough problems without those asshats.

People from the Detroit area have always known this. 

I used to work in a bakery. The Bavarian Cream comes in a five gallon bucket. Seriously.

I know they’ve already shot a lot of the upcoming season. After all, we need to see Jax and Brittany’s wedding. That house was professionally decorated. All Variety’s people had to do was get rid of Jax’s nudie mags and protein powder. Probably had to clear Brittany’s hair extensions and their little dogs’ mess, too.…