And the cat. I liked the orange cat.

I wasn’t thinking of Jared.

I was 35, so get off my damn lawn!

I, being an old, was a stay at home mom struggling to find services and treatments for my handicapped two year old son. I was/am married to a great guy. I had also moved to my fourth new state in six years. Oh, and buying a house that immediately dropped in value when the recession hit.

Ivanka Trump is a nobody. I could not care less what her political views are. I doubt she’s ever had an original thought in her life. What’s her actual job? Why would her views be any more important than anybody else’s?

Peer-reviewed studies...

Incredibly crass of me, but first thing I wondered was if she bleaches her butthole.

Burning Cinnamon Frosting right now.

I’ve only been in there because it has air conditioning. Florida gets really hot.

He has camel toe.

If you’re going to get a dog under 30 lbs., you should just get a cat instead. They’re straight up assholes and a lot quieter than yippy little dogs.

I get ads in German. My sil is a Swiss/German dual citizen. I communicate with her on Facebook but only in English. It must recognize many of her friends only write in German on her page. I also get ads for walk-in bathtubs and several for candles that have crappy jewelry in them after you burn them.

Okay, I was confused and wrong. Thank you for clearing things up!

His dad was the news anchor for a Cincinnati station while he grew up over the river in Kentucky. He’s probably remained friends with a few guys he grew up around.

Not quite true. If you receive and deposit a gift of more than $10,000 (that’s the cut-off from a few years back), from one source at a time, the bank is obligated to report it to the IRS. You then must pay income tax on it. When I, received large monetary gifts a looooooooonnnng time ago, I had to have each check…

Who are these people? I’d be interested to find out.

Personally, I gave birth in two different states. In each case, we had to pre-pay our entire deductible before the eighth month of pregnancy. We were paying for a basic, complication-free birth in the hospital. We paid in installments each visit. Each office, it ended up being between $3-4000.

I’m white but, my OBGYN is an older, African-American woman who practices in a mostly African-American neighborhood. I’ve moved around a lot, so I’ve had several doctors over the years. I had a white man deliver my first baby because my own female doctor was out of town. My current doctor delivered my son by C-section…

True. Madison is a really neat city.

I’ve lived in Bloomington and Ann Arbor. I must respectfully disagree. Ann Arbor is way more awesome.