For one of my university Spanish classes, we had to read and translate Don Quixote from Spanish to English. I doubt I’ll ever hate a book more.

What is wrong with Brad Pitt’s teeth in that photo? He looks like he’s wearing a pair of those false “hillbilly” teeth people wear at Halloween.

That’s actually how I feel about my first husband. We’ve been divorced for nineteen years. We had no children. We’re in touch only on Facebook. I certainly don’t think of him daily, but don’t bear him any ill will. Sometimes, relationships just end.

This is what we have now instead of our beloved Midweek Madness. I’m still mourning it.

My great-grandfather had sisters named California and Essie Eskimo. They lived in Appalachia. His name was Harry M. No middle name, just an initial.

Sam?

My husband yelled out, “Kempsville!” His parents still live there.

Because of my disability, I’m sometimes confined to bed. I have six rescue cats (my mother runs a rescue and I’m a softie). Right now, five of them are on the bed with me like they’re my pride. Only one is snuggling up to me at the moment. The rest form a kitty line exactly where my husband would lie. The oldest…

We didn’t need a made-up movie. We had Kwame to screw Detroit!

You forgot Fuck Betsy DeVos!!!!

I think it depends on what one wears on top, as well. Leggings under a tunic top? Fine. Leggings with a crop top? Not appropriate. I’m not referring specifically to this case because kids were involved.

I’m a pass traveler for United. I agree with what you’ve said. Basically, when I travel, I wear dressy pants and a nice shirt. I don’t even wear jeans. The employee I have my pass through always wears about the same level as I do, if not more dressy.

Correction. Since 1973 when Queen Dolly Parton wrote, recorded and took to #1.

And, it’s not even about a romance breaking up! Dolly Parton wrote it when she was breaking up her professional partnership with Porter Waggoner.

All you have to do to say his name like he does is say “my cocaine.”

Well, she was younger. I would have hoped she’d matured by now. Guess not.

Exactly. I’m a few episodes behind, actually. I look at my shows on TiVo and just know I’m gonna cry if I watch it. But, I really want to watch it.

OMG, yes!