I have the female scientists set on my bookcase so my cats don’t eat it.

Kristen Bell looks like she’s a mermaid with shells covering her breasts.

Seems like it would make more sense for Toby Keith to sing his song, “I Wanna Talk About Me” for PE Cheeto Hitler.

I couldn’t get through more than about twenty seconds of that douchenoodle. Man, I wanna punch that punk.

Tilda Swinton! Yes! That’s the type of actress I was trying to think of! She would be fantastic.

You’re right that there needs to be a different actress. All I thought throughout the entire trailer was “There’s Cate pretending to be this, then that type of person.” I don’t care much for her acting. Even in The Aviator where her Katherine Hepburn was fantastic, I still couldn’t stop thinking “Wow, she’s doing a…

Yes, yes and yes to all of your selections!

Is WOXY 97X Bam! The future of Rock n Roll? If so, I totally agree!

Adam Ant?! Color me green with envy!

I’ll be 45 next week. I’m really feeling you.

I loved Friday Night Videos! My friends and I would always call in and vote for next week’s best video.

I had to sing White Lion’s When the Children Cry in our Senior Musical in 1990. It was the worst thing to cap off the 89-90 Senior year of mine ever. I’m still wondering who wrote that musical called “Peace Child” and why I wanted the lead.

They weren’t things until I was married and in my thirties.

I’ve been waiting not-so-patiently for it, too! It’s been almost a month since one has been written.

Hasn’t your doctor recommended iron infusions? I’m pretty severely anemic due to a chronic disease I have. I go once a week to the hospital where they do chemo and other types of infusions. It’s just a drip of liquid iron supplement that goes right into my vein. It’s the only way I can keep my iron up since I can’t…

But will it have blinking electronic text on the dress telling me where to buy it?

I honestly can’t tell if this is sarcasm or not.

Not to sound stalkerish, but, you’re, obviously, lovely as well. No wonder you have such a beautiful boy!